They agitate our kitties from the valley next door. They gibber like scary girl-ghosts at night. They dare prowl the streets by day.
They are the coyotes of California. And their days are numbered.
Well, their haunches are numbered anyhow. Behold my new stealth missile launcher:
Morgan the Penguin and Bjorn the Gnome already know the power of the Varminator. Soon the world will know.