The Second Noble Truth is “The Origin of Suffering is Not Having Vanilla Cow Tales, Though Strawberry Cow Tales Will Do In a Pinch.” This can be abbreviated to “Cow?”
The Third Noble Truth is “The Cessation of Suffering is Attainable By Eating a Cow Tale,” or, briefly, “Nom Nom Nom.”
The Fourth Noble Truth is “There is a Path to Obtaining Cow Tales,” or, “Let’s Go Get Some More Cow Tales Right Now!”
Meditate on these words: Ow! Cow? Nom nom nom. Now!